THE GAS STATION  #2:   "Naked''

OK! so this on is at a lovely gas station in Prescott, Arizona. wonderful. So i went in this time to find something to drink to keep me awake. ( I was driving at night..) and found these fruit smoothie things called "Naked"...... So I didn't think anything of the name and brought it up to the counter and the dude asked if I found everything alright.. I said yes, I got this "Naked"..... The awkwardness escalated very quickly! This is how it all went down:
Me: Um. I mean I found this Naked...
Dude: Um.
Me: This is naked. I am buying this naked....( i'am bright red by now. this naked drink is what i am buying!! It's naked. It's called Naked.
Dude: hahaha ok. that'll be $3.46.... Enjoy that Naked. I mean enjoy your drink.
He then just kinda raised one eyebrow at me and i just walked away. mortified.
I was totes red and laughing. It was great. Nothing like making awkward circumstances even more awkward! Lesson to be learned: Stay away from Gas stations! ( Or at least don't go inside them.... You'll thank me later.)

a new beginning!

 

        Alright. Welp, welcome to my blog! a little about me: I'm a 20 yr. old ginger, freckled face girl. I am living at my parents house..still. I am a twin. I am a member of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints (aka-Mormon).. and i'm awkward. like, incredibly awkward. It's something I can't escape. Believe me, I've tried! So i've decided to embrace the awkwardness within me.... how sad is that? Anyways, I have no idea what i'm doing with this whole blogging thing. Never made one before but thought it'd be fun to put up all of my super awesome funny awkward moments. Maybe i'll make one for everyday. I've got plenty to share but we'll see what happens....

A Quick story worth telling:   The Gas Station.

       OK! so I was at Quick Trip filling up my lovely sisters car. We were on a roadtrip.. I feel like my car is way cooler.. it's a Ford Explorer. its great. My twin forgot to put the stickers on the right side of the window in the back, 3 of the doors dont open from the inside, it doesnt lock, 1 door doesnt open from the outside, the seatbelt unhooks and smacks me in the face everytime i drive, i got my finger stuck in the sunroof. twice.. but hey, i did just get the air working again so thats good. Anways, back to QT! After paying for gas inside I saw that someone was coming in and i wanted to be nice and hold the door open for them. turns out my good intentions went horrifficly wrong. instead of openng the door the "right way" I used my other hand. so weird. it's hard to explain. let me try to make sense. I used my right hand instead of my left. super awkward looking. trust me. so my right arm crossed over my body and held the door. needless to say the guy couldnt get past me, so i let go of the door, he grabbed it and during the process of puttin my arm to my side, i swung it down and up ( like a "U" shape) right into his crotch. I felt so bad. I have no idea why I did that. I didn't mean to! Worse part is- I totes laughed at him. Can you blame me? he made the funniest sound right on "impact" i just couldnt keep it in! so funny, but wrong. He was obviously in pain and i laughed at him and ran away... i literally ran outside, tripped over a few pebbles, hit my hip on someone else's car, and just walked the rest of the way to where my car was parked, sat inside looked at my sister and told her what just happened. We laughed for a good 10 mintues. Not too bad, eh? Not too awkward but awkward enough to make a good story. Hope you enjoyed it. I guess the moral of this story is to Watch your hands.